Impotence plus heart disease ups death risk: study

Guess who gets heart disease and perpetually flaccid penises most.

Hint:

Men with heart disease who also complain of erectile dysfunction die sooner than other male heart patients, researchers reported on Monday.

They found that men who had both conditions were twice as likely to die from any cause and twice as likely to have a heart attack than men with heart disease alone.

Welcome relief.

If you are a man and both your heart and your penis are diseased, "Why live?", one might ask.

These are, of course, in addition to the diseased brain that got you fat to begin with.