Obesity contributes to global warming: study

Sure. Why not?

"Obesity contributes to global warming, too.

Obese and overweight people require more fuel to transport them and the food they eat, and the problem will worsen as the population literally swells in size, a team at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine says."

If only fuel were not so expensive, we could send the fat to another planet.

Darn.