Surgical errors cost $1.5 billion a year: report

Hey, fatsos, time for your fat person surgery and bonus complications!

"Preventable medical errors during or after surgery cause 10 percent of surgery-related deaths and may cost employers nearly $1.5 billion a year, according to a U.S. government report released on Monday."

Eat hearty.

Or keep your fat pieholes shut and shed a few pounds, maybe saving your life in the process.