Scientists find nutty risk reducer: Eat more nuts

Sexist Spaniards offer more lousy research.

"Spanish researchers found that adding nuts worked better than boosting the olive oil in a typical Mediterranean diet. Both regimens cut the heart risks known as metabolic syndrome in more people than a low-fat diet did."

Another gender gap sick care issue excluding women and non-contortionists.

"To verify that study volunteers ate their nuts, researchers gave some of them a blood test for alpha-linolenic acid found in walnuts."

These researchers prove you are what you eat.

Nuts.