Exercise 'cuts colon cancer risk'

Kudos, fatsos.

"Taking exercise can cut the risk of the most common kind of bowel cancer by a quarter, research suggests.

US scientists, who reviewed 52 previous studies, calculated the most active people are 24% less likely to develop colon cancer than the least active."

So get off your fat asses so you are not pains in the ass to yourselves and the rest of us.