Schools fight battle of the bulge

...ineffectively.

"Onslow County Schools has joined 24 other North Carolina school districts in the In-School Prevention of Obesity and Disease Program.

'Through state and local policy, we are responsible for providing positive physical activity and proper nutrition guidelines for students. ... The In-School Prevention of Obesity and Disease Program initiative easily aligns to what we are working to accomplish, said Keba Baldwin, Safe and Civil Schools Coordinator with Onslow County Schools."

Don't they ever learn?

I mean, they are friggin' teachers, they ought to know how to learn.

Idiots.