Kids' hypertension may have subtle brain effects

And which kids get hypertension?

"Children and teenagers with high blood pressure may have more difficulty with memory, planning and tackling complex tasks than their peers do, a small study suggests...

Whatever the reasons, the finding is one that parents and doctors should be aware of, according to Lande -- especially because the recent rise in hypertension among children is largely driven by growing rates of obesity."

Fat ones!

And who usually has fat kids?

Fat parents.

And what are the parents of fat children?

They are nutritional child abusers.

Stop 'em.