Men with livelier, more plentiful sperm live longer

Schwing!

"Healthier sperm may mean longer life, according to a study that followed more than 40,000 Danish men for up to 40 years.

In an interview with Reuters Health, Dr. Tina Kold Jensen, who was involved in the study, said: 'No matter what you look at, the risk of dying is decreased if you have a good semen quality compared to low; the poorer the semen quality, the higher the risk of dying.'"

Hey, guess who has bad sperm?

Fatsos.

It don't mean a thing if you ain't got no schwing!