Child fitness: Sneaky strategies aim to get kids moving

Another s**t for brains psychologist laughing all the way to the bank.

Is your rug rat becoming a sofa spud?

To get that texting, tweeting, gaming child up and exercising, a new book suggests parents try sneaking fitness into the day-to-day routine.

"This whole (childhood) obesity epidemic can be obliterated by the sneaky fitness method," she added.

Her book contains over 100 toddler-to-tween-targeted strategies, games and tips for exercising children. "Sneaky Fitness" is the fourth book in a series that sets forth what Lapine labels the sneaky lifestyle.

The best-selling "Sneaky Chef" cookbooks aimed to sneak good food into kids diets with recipes such as spinach-laced brownies and cookies with wheat germ folded in.

The matter really is "Why this whole (childhood) obesity epidemic wasn't obliterated by the Sneaky Chef method" if this crap worked.

The reason? This crap does not work in practice.