Race, Obesity Affect Outcomes Among Diabetics Following Prostatectomy

Kudos, fatsos.

Obese white men who have both diabetes and prostate cancer have significantly worse outcomes following radical prostatectomy than do men without diabetes who undergo the same procedure, according to research from Duke University Medical Center appearing in Cancer Epidemiology, Biomarkers & Prevention.

Of course, you might not be diabetic if you weren't so fat.

Hey, but what are more life and your fertility really worth when you can have more donuts?

And no, the rectal exam that found your big ol' prostate cannot be used to clear out the food from your body. The Calories have already been absorbed.

D'oh no!