High Weight Associated With Risk of Colorectal Tumors Without Microsatellite Instability

NASA for your ass-a.

The increased risk of colorectal cancer associated with obesity may be largely restricted to tumors that have no or low microsatellite instability (MSI)..

Tres apropos, since fat people think the world revolves around them.

Don't skip over the part where fatsos have an increased risk of colorectal cancer.

Kudos, ass-hos.