Too much sitting behind 92,000 cancer cases a year: Report

The results of fat, flat lard asses.

Here's bad news you might want to take standing up. An ominous new report ties a lack of physical activity - spending too much time sitting on your duff, essentially - to up to 43,000 cases of colon cancer and 49,000 cases of breast cancer each year.

The report - presented Thursday at an annual conference of the American Institute for Cancer Research in Washington, D.C. - has experts urging Americans to make more time for physical activity and to take a one- to two-minute break for every hour of sitting.

However, the suggested remedy, "take a one- to two-minute break for every hour of sitting," will not work, IMHO.