French lessons: Eat petite, be petite

No, eat like the French and get fat.

Here are the actual French lessons:

French face obesity fears http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=4088

Even the French are fighting obesity http://www.iht.com/articles/2005/05/03/news/obese.php

France Battles a Problem That Grows and Grows: Fat http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/25/international/europe/25obese.html?ex=1295845200&en=62437468eaf6ef08&ei=5090

French may be headed for similar obesity and heart problems as U.S.
http://www.news-medical.net/?id=15821

New French food guidelines aimed at tackling obesity
http://www.nutraingredients.com/news/ng.asp?n=70583-france-obesity-pnns

Shut up, MSNBC and Karen Collins.