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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Molecular Basis Of Obesity Uncovered

Not.

Obesity is not molecular. It is too-many-Calories-in-your-gut-ular.
"Spontaneous physical activity, subconscious movements we make such as fidgeting while working at the computer, and food intake are two crucial factors regulating our body weight."
One is, the other is not.

Think about all the fatsos at Starbuck's jitzed into caffeine tremors. What's their excuse?

Still, this stupid research can be a little more fun than most.

It might result in a way to turn fat people into bobble-headed, Jello-O-jiggling, krump-dancing, tremorous entertainment.

Picture Dumbo as the Minister of Silly Walks on steroids and speed with some Katharine Hepburn tossed in.

I wouldn't pay to see it, but I would watch.

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