"Problems with maintaining an erection may foretell heart trouble ahead for men with type 2 diabetes, two new studies show.A number of past studies have found a connection between erectile dysfunction (ED) and heart disease. But the new findings, published in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology, confirm that ED often precedes and predicts heart trouble."Type 2 diabetes is fat person diabetes.
But even if your penis doesn't work, there are some bright spots.
One. You have a better chance of knowing your future. It is heart disease. You can show how smart you are by predicting your future at parties, betting at bars, etc.
Two. You have less to worry about paternity suits since you can't keep it up long enough to make a difference.
Three. You can maintain what little self-esteem you have left. Since you are so fat that you ate your way into a dysfunctional penis, you probably have to settle for fat, unattractive partners anyway. Since your penis isn't working, you don't have to humble yourself by having sex with some fatty. If you can reach, that is.
Four. Hopefully you will not reproduce and bring a fat, nutritionally abused child into the world.
Don't worry. Be happy.
Eat.
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