Link Between Cognition, Sleep-Disordered Breathing And Bodyweight In Kids

How to raise an idiot of a child - get 'em fat.

Findings published online ahead of the print publication in the American Thoracic Society's American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine show that researchers at the University of Chicago discovered important new associations between obesity, sleep-disordered breathing (SDB) and cognitive processing among elementary school children.

And fat, cognitively-impaired idiot kids grow up to be fat, cognitively-impaired idiot adults.