Although Fast-Food Menu Calorie Counts Are Legally Compliant, They Are Not As Helpful To Consumers As They Should Be

Perhaps because the consumers are dumb-f**k innumerates or persons who otherwise do not give a darn or individuals who are just plain stupid.

Calorie listings on fast-food chain restaurant menus might meet federal labeling requirements but don't do a good job of helping consumers trying to make healthy meal choices, a new Columbia University School of Nursing (CUSON) study reports.

The study, by Elizabeth Gross Cohn, RN, NP, DNSc, assistant professor of nursing at CUSON, and colleagues, was published onlin in the Journal of Urban Health.

F**K you, Elizabeth Grossly Stupid Cohn.