Got a big bottom? Now a reason to be glad

Hey, something new and stupid reported by the morons at MSNBC.

"A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.

They said subcutaneous fat, or fat that collects under the skin, helped to improve sensitivity to the hormone insulin, which regulates blood sugar.

Mice that got transplants of this type of fat deep into their abdomens lost weight and their fat cells shrank, even though they made no changes in their diet or activity levels."

If you did not get fat in the first place, you would not have diabetes.

"'It was a surprising result,' said Dr. Ronald Kahn of Harvard Medical School in Boston, whose study appears in the journal Cell Metabolism."

Always, ALWAYS, be wary of a "surprising result."

The last thing you want is for a doctor to be "surprised" by a result.

In this case, it is the research equivalent of "Oops, "" Whoa!" or "Oh-Oh" in the operating room.

Stay tuned for the "liposuction followed by squirting the ass fat into your belly" procedure.