"It used to be that nightingales, fish and snakes were just considered part of nature’s majesty, nothing more than elements of the great outdoors that could be enjoyed by those with a penchant for all things wild and wonderful. That was before a few clever spa practitioners decided to get creative, blending the sometimes quirky benefits of the animal kingdom with the nurturing needs of curious spa-goers.When you have s**t for brains, why not have some for a facial?
Gone are the days of simple cold cream and Swedish massage. Nowadays, ailments like sore muscles, lank locks and sallow skin are being remedied with the likes of nightingale excrement facials, full-body fish therapy, snake massages and — yes — preheated golf balls."
"'Spa culture has moved from basic treatments, such as uncomplicated facials and massages, to a growth industry where, it seems, anything goes, from a cornmeal scrub to products with unexpected ingredients, such as maple syrup,' says Pam Price, spa consultant and co-author of '100 Best Spas of the World.' 'The sky is the limit as to what spa-goers will pay for a trendy treatment.' But do they work? Price advises, 'Ask the therapist about the ingredients and find out if any studies are available to deny or confirm what the treatment promises to accomplish.'""Spa culture"?
Maybe "the sky is the limit as to what spa-goers will pay for a trendy treatment."
It also appears as if the sky is the limit for how stupid people are.
Just like they are about overweight/obesity.
And BTW, you are still ugly.
And fat.
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