Got a fat gene? Get active for 3-4 hours a day

Got a s**t for brains gene? If you do, then believe what these morons say.

"Maybe you CAN blame being fat on your genes. But there's a way to overcome that family history — just get three to four hours of moderate activity a day. Sound pretty daunting? Not for the Amish of Lancaster County, Pa., who were the focus of a new study on a common genetic variation that makes people more likely to gain weight. It turns out the variant's effects can be blocked with physical activity — lots of it."

One - there is no fat gene.

Two - Whenever you burn more Calories than you consume you will lose weight - gene or no gene.

Three - If you have 3-4 hours per day to kill doing "moderate activity," then your problem is clear and so is the solution. Eat 3-4 hours less per day.

Four - and this is the only sensible outcome from this study. There is reason for you to wear that reflective triangle thing on your fat ass so semis don't get damaged from colliding with you.

This research and its recommendations are so profoundly stupid and silly that perhaps there is a hidden clue to this in the article...

"Study co-author Dr. Soren Snitker of the University of Maryland..."

"Snitker" is an anagram for "stinker."

Here is how to lose weight without killing any hours of your day, let alone 3-4 hours.

Lose it the smart way, or lose it the stupid way.

Your choice.