Two-Fisted Eaters Who Wolf Down Food to Bursting Point May Be Overweight

Duh.

"Those who virtually inhale their food until they are stuffed are more likely to be overweight than those with more moderate eating habits, researchers reported here...

Past studies have found that eating quickly is associated with being overweight, but this research adds that combining it with eating until full could have a substantial impact on being overweight."

Thank (insert whatever spiritual super-being in which you believe, if any), that is finally cleared-up.

And science marches on discovering what is new and meaningful like the above.

This results in new and meaningful approaches like below:

"Drs. Denney-Wilson and Campbell called for several measures, including clinician initiation of behavioral counseling to change patients' eating habits, increased physical activity, and talking to children about good eating habits."

Brilliant.

Both new and a way to fill the pockets of clinicians.

What's that?

Oh, they're not new. They are the same old, same old failed approaches of the past.

Huh.

Go figger.