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Monday, February 09, 2009

NHS reveals fat camp plans to combat obesity

Hello mudduh,
Hello fadduh,
My boobs/moobs are big as uddahs
Camp is really very boring and
I think I'll have some fun when I start gorging.

Take me home,
Oh mudduh, fadduh
Don't leave me at Camp Salada
I can't wait until you feed me
Cakes and cookies and creme brulee...

This scheme will never work. (hat tip to Allan Sherman)

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