Large Waist Doubles Risk of Kidney Disease Mortality, Study Finds

Ain't that a non-pisser?

For kidney disease patients, a large belt size can double the risk of dying. A study led by a Loyola University Health System researcher found that the larger a kidney patient's waist circumference, the greater the chance the patient would die during the course of the study.

Kudos, fatsos.

You are pissing your lives away while being unable to piss.

Brilliant!