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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Many Parents Can't See Child's Obesity
A clear problem with a clear solution - eyerobics!
Surprisingly, the ophthalmologists and the optometrists have not jumped on this one.
Yet.
The fat cannot see their children's overweight/obesity since their eyelids are too heavy.
Exercise is the key.
Strengthening the muscles of the eyelids can help them overcome the effects of fat eyelids.
Plus, a clinically supervised program of eyerobics can help fatten the wallets and pocketbooks of the sick care system, which really is what it is all about.
(Though it may line the ophthalmologists' pockets less than the soon to be offered Lid-banding surgery.)
Look for eyerobics soon!
Oh, you can't look since you are too fat?
Darn.
Surprisingly, the ophthalmologists and the optometrists have not jumped on this one.
Yet.
The fat cannot see their children's overweight/obesity since their eyelids are too heavy.
Exercise is the key.
Strengthening the muscles of the eyelids can help them overcome the effects of fat eyelids.
Plus, a clinically supervised program of eyerobics can help fatten the wallets and pocketbooks of the sick care system, which really is what it is all about.
(Though it may line the ophthalmologists' pockets less than the soon to be offered Lid-banding surgery.)
Look for eyerobics soon!
Oh, you can't look since you are too fat?
Darn.
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