New Guidelines Planned on School Vending Machines

Morons.

The government’s attempt to reduce childhood obesity is moving from the school cafeteria to the vending machines.

The Obama administration is working on setting nutritional standards for foods that children can buy outside the cafeteria. With students eating 19 percent to 50 percent of their daily food at school, the administration says it wants to ensure that what they eat contributes to good health and smaller waistlines.

Easy.

No vending machines, no Calories, no enlarging waistlines.

Any other approach must fail.

The moron and moronette in the White House are too stupid to do anything different from failure.