"According to new research from the Monell Center, if you're breast feeding, you can provide baby with a good start by eating them yourself...I smell lawsuits coming.
'Vegetable and fruit consumption is linked to lower risks of obesity and certain cancers,' says senior author Julie A. Mennella, PhD. 'The best predictor of how much fruits and vegetables children eat is whether they like the tastes of these foods. If we can get babies to learn to like these tastes, we can get them off to an early start of healthy eating.'"
Moms who do not eat adequate fruits and vegetables (to be determined with further research) while nursing clearly have condemned their offspring to suffering from overweight, obesity and cancer.
There is a business opportunity here for wet nurses who only eat "healthy" foods.
Tits for Tots, Inc. Let's incorporate.
Perhaps we can get surrogate breasts from abroad. (I know what you are thinking. Wet nurse breasts can only come from a broad. Not necessarily true. See below.)
Slogans?
"Healthy Tits for Healthy Tots" (tm)
"Why Do You Think We Call Them Grapefruits?" (tm)
"You Are What You Suck" (tm)
"We Don't Call Them Melons For Nothing" (tm)
And the fathers who are complicit in this heinous crime are the accomplices. After all, they should have influenced the mothers to eat their fruits and vegetables.
And if the mothers did not listen? Dads, document your attempts so you have an alibi. And prepare to explain why you did not breastfeed.
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