Key To Tackling Men's Obesity May Be Their Sexual Performance

How cute. Appealing to men's Inner Penis.

"Men's pride in sexual performance may help the fight against increasing obesity, according to internationally regarded expert on obesity, men's health and ageing Professor Gary Wittert.

'It's becoming well known that there are high levels of obesity in Australian men and that this has significant consequences for chronic diseases, both physical and psychological,' Professor Wittert says.

'What is less well known is that not only blood vessels to the heart are affected by obesity but similar effects occur with the blood vessels to the penis with resulting erectile dysfunction and poor urinary tract function.'"

As if that will really matter when fat people would rather die than exercise to lose weight.

"'Australian men care about erection problems, perhaps more so than possible cardiovascular disease. This may present an opportunity to improve communication about the benefits of weight loss.'"

Enter Big Pharma to aid their pathetic, soft, little members. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:

Viagra
Levitra
Cialis
Caverject (no it is not so good that injecting it into a cadaver works)

And it is as if men really care about performance, too.

That is why we hear so much about their dedication to foreplay and prolonged sexual performance to satisfy their partner.

Not.

Then there is the issue of who will get an erection when it is going to be wasted anyway on this:







An approach that is unlikely to succeed.