Chubby chick wins Miss Surrey

This editorial, clearly written by a special ed student who achieved the position of editor-in-chief by some sort of affirmative action for the mentally challenged (and not up to that challenge), repeats an old canard that begs brief comment.

"Beauty pageants such as Miss USA and Miss Universe are often criticized for enforcing unrealistic standards of beauty."

Well, that's it.

To what the retarded editor was referring, is "unrealistic standards of" weight, i.e., not fat.

So here it is.

An allegedly college-educated woman denies the universal fact that every creature in every known place in every known galaxy can lose weight by consuming fewer Calories than it/he/she burns.

Yet, we routinely tell kids (and adults) that they can become President of the United States, anything they want to be, editor of a college rag and of low IQ, etc.

Except not-fat.

Shouldn't it be a tad tougher to become Prez than to lose a few pounds?

Especially with the universal, immutable, unconquerable Laws of Thermodynamics watching your back.

The stupidity is monumental.

The denial is insane.

And, well, what do you expect when college students are too idiotic to know basic facts?