VIVINLINEA(R) Announces Results Of Clinical Study -- Burn Up To 5,000 Calories From Localized Fat Deposits Without Exercise

The next time you hear about a "clinical study" that reports something, think of this crap.

"A new clinical study reports that significant weight loss can be obtained by burning up to 5,000 calories per week using a non-invasive and safe technology called UNIQUE5000 Thermo-Wrap. This application is part of the Unique Science for Body Reshaping™ program by VIVINLINEA®."

Wonder if the stuff smells like the sh** it is.