Wine

Still think they have any idea about what is "healthy" to eat?

Some recent wine articles offer a clue.

"Moderate wine consumption a breast cancer threat"

"Red wine compound may kill pancreatic cancer cells"

"Women Wine Drinkers Less Likely to Suffer Dementia"

"Kids of substance-using moms have smaller brains"

"Super-wine might boost lifespan"

Clearly if you drink wine the health consequences are favorable:

you will be likelier to get breast cancer, but
might suppress the pancreatic cancer you got from drinking, and
at least you will be aware of the breast cancer destroying your body, while
caring for your child with the mini-brain
for a long time to come

Chug, chug, chug, chug. Glug, glug, glug, glug. Or sip, sip, sip, sip.

Your choice.

After all, it is in the name of "good health."

The experts said so.